Television Evangelist I.Q. Test
Brian Kelcher, Compiler
Wittenburg Door Online
The vast majority of TV preachers are "charismatic/pentecostal," who make claims of miraculous healings if you send in your cash. All the TV preachers on this page are "charismatic/pentecostal." Take this quiz and find out how much you know about these men.
- This televangelist has been known to heal phlegm and once, successfully, rebuked a hurricane from heading toward his TV production complex. (Pat Robertson)
- Who said, "You`d be surprised how well you can praise God in the back seat of a Rolls Royce Phantom 5." (Rev. Ike)
- Which televangelist said Eve gave birth to Cain and Abel out of her side, taught that Adam could fly and believes the Godhead is actually nine (count `em-nine) entities? (Benny Hinn)
- Who said, "IF you`re an intellectual, you`ll probably go to hell for it." (Jonathan BelI)
- Which televangelist teaches that Jesus was rich and the Apostles were successful businessmen with plenty of money? (Fred Price)
- When sentencing this televangelist to 10 years in prison for money laundering, mail fraud, conspiracy, and interstate transportation of stolen property, the judge said, "You`ve picked the last flake of flesh from the carcass of the widow you defrauded." (Jim Whittington)
- Who felt he had to go to a psychiatrist to find out whether or not he was homosexual? (Jim Bakker)
- Who reports that U.S. interstate highway signs are coded to let U.N. troops know where to attack in order to usher in a one-world government? (Jack & Rexela Van Impe)
- Who wishes he could have a Holy Ghost machine gun so he can kill his enemies? (Benny Hinn)
- Which televangelist was banned from British television for airing unsubstantiated testimonials? (Morris Cerullo)
- Which televangelist, while being sentenced for tax fraud, was asked by the judge if he was from another planet? (W.V. Grant)
- Whose first miracle witnessed was the healing of a pet chicken? (Jan Crouch)
- Who, when accused of a sexual impropriety defended himself by saying a demon had duplicated him, and that if you see him doing anything bad, it`s not the real him? (Bob Larson)
- This preacher proudly displayed himself in bed with a bevy of Playboy Playmates. (Gene Scott)
- Who stars in his own worse-than-B movies and charges $930 for his Bible course on tape? (Kenneth Copeland)
- Which televangelist owns his own mountain top? (Pat Robertson)
- Who bought TwittyCity and believes white hair is most often found among the holy? (Paul Crouch)
- This current televangelist was exposed years ago for receiving "words of knowledge" not from God, but from his wife via radio transmitter. (Peter Popoff)
- When an FCC investigation into his organization`s finances found that $ 13 million was unaccounted for, this preacher explained, "Satan got into our computer and lost the money (Jim Bakker)
- This preacher sells elderships to his church by mail. (Morris Cerullo)
- Who claims U.N. troops are currently hiding out in U.S. national parks? (Jack & Rexela Van Impe)
- While in federal prison this televangelist was publicly claiming to have repented, yet he was selling copies of his appeals papers proclaiming his innocence. (Jim Bakker)
- Who failed to meet Better Business Bureau standards of reporting income from fund-raising activities? (All TV evangelists listed here)
Reprinted by permission from The Wittenberg Door, which may be accessed at www.wittenburgdoor.com or 1-800-597-3667.
