Psychiatric Hotline Answering Message
Hello, welcome to Psychiatric Hotline,ace
If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please pres #1.
If you are co-dependent,
please ask someone to press #2.
If you have multiple personalities,
please press #3, #4, #5, #6
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know,
who YOU are and what you want,
Just stay on the line so we can trace
the call!
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice
will tell you which number to press.
Lastly, If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn`t matter which number you
press, no one will answer.
Thank you for calling.
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